Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves and I'm a professional funny guy.
However frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with...
I have a wonderful respect for old people.
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving...
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.