I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do I get 'Okaaaaaay honey.' I remember when I was 18 getting crayons in a restaurant.
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety....
Men are superior to women for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.
