It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas.
If I can't see the humor in it how am I going to be funny?
I have a very bad relationship with mice.
My mom has a good way of engaging me in a conversation about the choices I...
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.
