I hope I never get so old I get religious.
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets...
I know I'm guilty of and I think a lot of people are guilty of sort of...
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed...
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.