I didn't have nothin' going for me... school home... until I found something I loved which was music and that changed everything.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...
Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between...
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination...
I am really only myself when I'm somebody else whom I have endowed with...