G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
