If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more...
A humorist is a person who feels bad but who feels good about it.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
