I realized the other day that I've lived in New York longer than I've lived anywhere else. It's amazing: I am a New Yorker. It's strange I never thought I would be.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists...
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
