I went to engineering school which I thought was what I wanted to do for about two weeks. We had an orientation class and we met this guy where he worked and stuff and it was cool but I was like 'There is no way this is going to be my life.'
Be smarter than other people just don't tell them so.
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
We're constantly striving for success fame and comfort when all we really...
Always kiss your children goodnight even if they're already asleep.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.