When onstage I always try to take my audience through as many emotions as I possibly can. I want them to go from laughter to tears be shocked and surprised and walk out the door with a renewed sense of themselves - and maybe a smile.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans fools and women. We may...
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization...
Confronted with the choice the American people would choose the policeman's...
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
