No matter how many years you play it's always something new and exciting. It's sports you never know what may happen.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart but only one thing to prove...
A humorist is a person who feels bad but who feels good about it.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
