Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
My wife comes with me on all the movies but she is not an appendage to a...
January is the garbage can of movies in America directly after all the Oscar...
I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.