Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Now the essence the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe...
A half truth like half a brick is always more forcible as an argument than...
Electricity is of two kinds positive and negative. The difference is I...
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
