I'm the person who wouldn't send back my food even if I got steak when I'd ordered fish.
Though intelligence is powerless to modify character it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
Men get laid but women get screwed.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should...
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
