I've become a professional failure - in order to pay the mortgage I have to remain unemployed. Luckily a disaster always seems to befall me at exactly the right moment.
I'm a pessimist because of intelligence but an optimist because of will.
To tell the truth is revolutionary.
My practicality consists in this in the knowledge that if you beat your head...
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel.
