I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.
When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...
What we used to say was whoever had the bow tie got to lead the band. There...
I don't get jealousy I don't get how people hate each other - I never did.
That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the...
