The theory of undirected evolution is already dead but the work of science continues.
To my knowledge I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
Political correctness? In my humor I never talk about politics. I was never...
Some people say funny things but I say things funny.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I...
Nothing is so threatening to conventional values as a man who does not...
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is...
No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why...
