The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance his whole attitude and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not...
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely...
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
