I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.
A year from now you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
I'm embarrassed every time I look a teacher in the eye because we ask them...
The truth is I think we are a self-less society not a selfish society....
A good marriage is the union of the two good...
I have known a few good marriages, but very few. And others look to me...
I suppose after 'Four Weddings' I was very busy for a bit, and I imagined...
