Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all those people were at my show.
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well so is money and what's more life-affirming than cold hard cash?
I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
A good marriage is the union of the two good...
I have known a few good marriages, but very few. And others look to me...
I suppose after 'Four Weddings' I was very busy for a bit, and I imagined...
