I put on the best live show the absolute best live show I can possibly can.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Sometime they don't let you know that they know that they don't know...
Kids coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan deserve to come back to 21st...
There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from...
