But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
An American monkey after getting drunk on brandy would never touch it again and thus is much wiser than most men.
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is...
False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science for they often...
What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy wasteful...
Men always makes gods in their own image.
The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.
Any man who has the brains to think and the nerve to act for the benefit...