If you work at comedy too laboriously you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years about 600 people...
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro.
Men always makes gods in their own image.
The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.
Any man who has the brains to think and the nerve to act for the benefit...
