Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries dating and religion.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon where all the women are strong all the men are good-looking and all the children are above average.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also...
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
Thank you dear God for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it...
Men always makes gods in their own image.
The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.
Any man who has the brains to think and the nerve to act for the benefit...
