I think most art comes out of poverty and hard times.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite the male ego.
Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her...
My mother was a teacher.
I feel like a semi-single mum.