All this happened more or less. The war parts anyway are pretty much true.
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said 'Mom they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children the sun...
I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her...
My mother was a teacher.
I feel like a semi-single mum.