I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.
I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her...
My mother was a teacher.
I feel like a semi-single mum.
