Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.
My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like 'If you've got it flaunt it.'
Bad quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff because it...
I started playing poker in 2003 during my pregnancy to distract myself from...
Well when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside...
I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her...
My mother was a teacher.
I feel like a semi-single mum.
