There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom as a mother and wife myself.
Instead of yelling and spanking which don't work anyway I believe in...
I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her...
My mother was a teacher.
I feel like a semi-single mum.