One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.
Mother Nature may be forgiving this year or next year but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared.
To see those babies with no food for three of four days old people sitting...
The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular not the popular.
Two obsessions are the hallmarks of Nature's artistic style.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not...
Praise the green earth. Chance has appointed her...