I'm positive and I smile a lot and I'm kind of a banana but serious work just seems to find me so I'm not going to argue with it.
A committee is organic rather than mechanical in its nature: it is not a structure but a plant. It takes root and grows it flowers wilts and dies scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom in their turn.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense...
Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
Two obsessions are the hallmarks of Nature's artistic style.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not...
Praise the green earth. Chance has appointed her...
