People always want to pin yesterday's news on you as opposed to asking you what you're going to do for the future what you're doing today.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession...
My parents were really nice to me.
I'm not a role model. I say parents should parent...
