In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation unless he has never read them.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession...
My parents were really nice to me.
I'm not a role model. I say parents should parent...