At my age the only problem is with remembering names. When I call everyone darling it has damn all to do with passionately adoring them but I know I'm safe calling them that. Although of course I adore them too.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession...
My parents were really nice to me.
I'm not a role model. I say parents should parent...
