Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession...
My parents were really nice to me.
I'm not a role model. I say parents should parent...