The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what I'd write if I didn't have to worry about offending.
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free it was 1972 with...
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
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'Zero problems with neighbors' is a value. But...
I am not afraid of taking risks. We have to take...