For my first wedding I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a...
If a man has been his mother's undisputed darling he retains throughout life...
America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen but I am afraid...
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.