No one can be happy who has been thrust outside the pale of truth. And there are two ways that one can be removed from this realm: by lying or by being lied to.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that to me resembles...
After all what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you...
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal...
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
