One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To...
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy...
Success didn't spoil me I've always been insufferable.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
