For the last few years it's been so chic for everybody to be miserable. Like if you're in with the cool crowd you can't be happy.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
