Woe to us if we get our satisfaction from the food in the kitchen and the TV in the den and the sex in the bedroom with an occasional tribute to the cement blocks in the basement!
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work so most people don't...
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with....
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
