It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
