I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance but someone else may not know about it.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.