They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say 'Can he name a kitten?'
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
