I was the guy who was constantly speaking out against the Vietnam War. I have no regrets about that.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well it's cheaper and you get more feet.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
