What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny they're going to go for and it's just great.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well it's cheaper and you get more feet.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.