Our citizens are tired of big government raising their taxes and cooking up new ways to micromanage their lives our citizens are tired of big government killing jobs with their do-gooder policies. In short the people are Fed Up!
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well it's cheaper and you get more feet.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
