My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?
If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which...
No one who achieves success does so without acknowledging the help of others....
Religion is the last refuge of human savagery.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
