My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Women have a favorite room men a favorite chair.
Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
If a June night could talk it would probably boast it invented romance.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.