As surely as I am the living God everyone will kneel before me and everyone will confess that I am God.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had...
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
