For time is the longest distance between two places.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Read the Bible. Work hard and honestly. And don't complain.
I've spent too much time giving speeches traveling the world.
The time has come for all evangelists to practice full financial disclosure....
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.