The best way in the world to deceive believers is to cloak a message in religious language and declare that it conveys some new insight from God.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Read the Bible. Work hard and honestly. And don't complain.
I've spent too much time giving speeches traveling the world.
The time has come for all evangelists to practice full financial disclosure....
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
