In real life one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year.
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or...
I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate...
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
