Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic the second is intimate the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a...
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have...
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar...
Who writes poetry imbibes honey from the poisoned lips of life.
My opinion is that a poet should express the emotion of all the ages and...
I write poetry in order to live more fully.
