Like the average American that I hang out with and like my father before me I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized but almost every minority I know who's my age they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.
You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes and I...
I feel lucky because I was a nerd which I talk about in the book but I had...
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports I...
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely...
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
