People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
And the woman who could win the...
Lately I did a film called All I Want for Christmas and it was well received....
I have great respect for directors who know what they're doing.
